Retirement Speeches from the Retiree
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US$150/€110* for a three minute speech. [Convert Currency]
(* EU Customers see note.)

We would like your speech to be very special. To make it so we need to form a mental picture of you, your personality and your job. So please do answer the questions as fully as possible. We don't need pages of information just a summing up of the important details.

Please complete this form below.
The information in the form will be e-mailed to us.

What happens next?

  • We will reply to you asking for further information, if we feel that is necessary. The more information you give us in the first place, the better.
  • We will let you know when your speech will be sent to you. We have never missed a deadline, or broken a promise.
  • The speech will be written and sent to you. If you require any modifications you can let us know at that stage and the speech will be modified and the final version will be resent to you.
  • We offer a 100% refund policy. If you're not happy with your speech, we will refund the money to your account in full. We have been writing speeches since 1995 and over 99.5% of customers have been happy with their speeches.

1. Your Name:
2. Email Address:
(You must provide this to receive your speeches)
3. Country:
4. Phone Number:
5. Length of the speech in minutes (minimum three minutes)?
6. Any Comments
7. Date of retirement function
8. Who will be present colleagues, family and friends or both?
9. Type of company and work you do.
Short synopsis of your work or the website address
10. Post held by retiree
11. Important details. (Please note these are only examples and give us your own details).

I have worked for the company for twenty years. It is an engineering company started as a one-man outfit but I went into partnership with the owner and we have built it up into a multi million pound company it is today. Naturally there were some mishaps over the years but we persevered. We never heard of the forty-hour week though because we both worked all the hours of the day and long into the night. We played golf together too and many of our ideas came to light on the 19th hole.

12. Thanks

I would like to offer my thanks to my partner Mike and our board of directors for always having faith in my ideas and supporting me in every way possible.

I would like a special word of thanks for the janitor who was always so obliging and for the tea lady who saved my sanity on occasions.

13. Incident. If you have a memory or an incident mention it.

Tonight I cannot help but remember the time the office flooded and we came in to see filing cabinets floating down the corridor towards us.

14. Future

I have, as you know a great interest both in sport and in drama. I also, unfortunately have a long job list to shorten.

15. Appreciation for retirement gift. If it is something to do with a hobby of yours it would be gracious to mention how you will use it. Otherwise just say a nice thank you.
16. Summing up. Please say in one sentence what you will miss about the place you have worked and about your colleagues.
17. Special note for E.U. residents only.
  1. Customers who reside in the Republic of Ireland will be charged Vat at 23%.
  2. Customers who reside in the European Union (Excluding the Rep. of Ireland) will be charged Vat at 21.5% for speeches/poems for personal purposes (weddings etc.) If it is for business purposes and a Vat number is provided, vat will not be charged.

I am a resident of the European Union.
I am not a resident of the European Union.

VAT Number if applicable:

Credit Card Details
Credit Card Number:
Name on Card:
Expiry Date:
Card Type: Visa/Access MasterCard
CVC code: **
** 3 digit code required for Visa and Access. It is on the rear of the card sometimes with the last four digits of the main card number. You will find it on the strip where you sign the card.

If necessary we will e-mail you for any clarification or any additional information we require.