General Educational Occasions Order Form

US$150/€110* for a three minute speech. [Convert Currency]
(* EU Customers see note.)

Please note that three minutes is ideal for most personal speeches where it is content rather than length that really matters.

To order:

We write tailor made speeches for any occasion. Please fill in the form below to enable us to ascertain your exact requirements. We shall e-mail you should we require any further background information. Do remember the more information you give us the more personal and suitable the speech. Amusing or touching anecdotes obviously add to a speech so do tell us that funny story!

(Please note that the minimum speech is three minutes.)

You probably won't be able to answer all the questions but please do your best so that our speech will be as personal and as perfect as possible. We need time to make your speech really special. Please order early.

Please complete this form below.
The information in the form will be e-mailed to us.

What happens next?

  • We will reply to you asking for further information, if we feel that is necessary. The more information you give us in the first place, the better.
  • We will let you know when your speech will be sent to you. We have never missed a deadline, or broken a promise.
  • The speech will be written and sent to you. If you require any modifications you can let us know at that stage and the speech will be modified and the final version will be resent to you.
  • We offer a 100% refund policy. If you're not happy with your speech, we will refund the money to your account in full. We have been writing speeches since 1995 and over 99.5% of customers have been happy with their speeches.

1. Your Name:
2. Email Address:
(You must provide this to receive your speeches)
3. Country:
4. Phone Number:
5. Any Comments:
6. Date and day of function.
7. Nature of function:

Please state why it is being given and by whom. e.g. a university honouring a benefactor or a high school celebrating a great sporting win.

8. Who will be in attendance? e.g. students, teachers or board members and parents.
9. What is your function at the event and why are you speaking?

e.g. Are you a teacher toasting someone who has been promoted or a student accepting an award?

10. Length of the speech in minutes (Minimum three minutes)?
11. Any background information you wish to include?
12. Points that you want to make, in your own words.
13. Are there any special votes of thanks to be given?
14. Summary of what you want said in a sentence or two.
15. Special note for E.U. residents only.
  1. Customers who reside in the Republic of Ireland will be charged Vat at 23%.
  2. Customers who reside in the European Union (Excluding the Rep. of Ireland) will be charged Vat at 21.5% for speeches/poems for personal purposes (weddings etc.) If it is for business purposes and a Vat number is provided, vat will not be charged.

I am a resident of the European Union.
I am not a resident of the European Union.

VAT Number if applicable:

Credit Card Details
Credit Card Number:
Name on Card:
Expiry Date:
Card Type: Visa/Access MasterCard
CVC code: **
** 3 digit code required for Visa and Access. It is on the rear of the card sometimes with the last four digits of the main card number. You will find it on the strip where you sign the card.

If necessary we will e-mail you for any clarification or any additional information we require.